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Maple-Glazed Stuffed Roast Pork with Apple Stuffing. Very tasty fall meal that the wife says wasn’t too hard to throw together. The mustard crust goes well with the roasted apple stuffing. Note: we plan on adding a bit of rosemary to the stuffing in the future.

me: I just referenced the Q32 Plutonium Modulator and a coworker popped his head up and demanded that I state the weapon in the proper voice
needless to say, I obliged
Andy: excellent…
me: surprised someone recognized the great works of MTM
Andy: alas, those in the younger generations have much lower exposure
me: yes
just yesterday I got in a conversation of how Aqua man somehow gained membership to the justice league and got blank stares from many
of course, they consider me not of sound mind
Andy: of course
If you want to really rile them up, say the blue power ranger was vastly superior to red…
And then tell them that it is all mute, cause VOLTRON did it first
me: its all about the white power ranger
Voltron pwns all
Andy: And every now and then the following phrases need to be uttered at discernable volume for no apparant reason:
“By the power of GreySkull”
“Thunder…Thunder…Thundercats HO!!!”
“La la la la la la, la la la la laaaaaa”
me: YYyaarrrrr Libbin laow libbin laow
TIMMMAAAAYYY
Andy: HEHHHHH
me: you still have the ringtone on the phone
LOL
Andy: timmy jimmy timmy?
me: jimmay
gobbles
Andy: GOBBLES!
me: yeah so there is one guy who all have determined that we can NOT be in the same office space or all productivity would be lost
Andy: so…he is the me over there?
me: we debated superhero face offs in a meeting earlier this week
he would be the you, yes
Andy: i see
me: he and I incapacitate each other with one liners every once in a while
Andy: Batman kicks ass, but he is no super hero, as he lacks super powers
me: I straight up got him with “don’t hurt em hammer” earlier today
Andy: nice
me: Batman can still beat aquaman!
Andy: swimming under water and communing with fish is hardly super either
give him a “whatchu talkin bout”
me: yes, limited area of effectiveness
he has recognized that my knowledge of everything cartoon and 80’s is rather impressive
of course, I am only level 3 or 4 of that Dante’s inferno of knowledge
I hope he never meets the likes of you LOL
Andy: well, yes, level 5 required successfully debating Heathcliffe Vs. Garfield, the cartoon series
me: I actually recited all the wacky racers as his jaw progressively dropped to the floor, ranging from snydely to Speed buggy to captain caveman
Andy: Level 6: Ghostbusters vs. The Real Ghostbusters
me: is that even an ARGUMENT?!?!
DAMNIT MAN!!
Andy: well, no, but there must be an acknowledgement that the other existed, however poorly done it was
me: oh the horror
Andy: it really only serves as a background to why the good show had “the real” in it
me: I would think a better debate would be mainstream cartoon saturday vs disney saturday
I mean Gummy Bears, Ducktales, Rescue Rangers…..
what competition is there?
Andy: I was gonna say – give me a timeframe
me: you could go the thundercats, GI Joe, MASK route
Andy: because if you recall, but for a while, there was a Nintendo cartoon that had link going everywhere
me: as well as Super Mario Brothers, who was hosted by THE Captain Lou Albano
who just RIPd this past week
Andy: i was gonna say
me: moment of silenc
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Andy: …
me: and now another moment fo silence for Andre the Giant……
Poor Fezzig
Andy: …
You see the new South Parks?
me: no….
Andy: oh man
you must
Wrestling was a good one, as was this weeks: Dolphin and Whale
me: I will try to DL or DVR them
like Hurricane and Typhoon?
Andy: no – just Dolphin and Whale
me: oh ok
Andy: it centers on the japanese kiling dolphins and whales everywhere (even theme parks)
me: ah yes I saw a reference on Facebook to Whale Wars
Andy: and stan joins Whale Wars
me: LOL
bunch of hippies
Andy: man do they rip into them
FUNNY
me: yeah, will have to grab that one
Andy: gotta run
me: later

So, Andy 1 and I have known for a long time that we are, well….unique, with our humor. When we did commute, we actually had a recorder for our hour long trips and conversations. They were pretty funny. Since our separation last year, we have resorted to google chat. Here is one of our more recent conversations, obviously, we need serious help.

me: yeah, now that Apple is staying with AT&T, the Storm is looking more and more attractive
Andy: NO
don’t do it
me: OH OK
Andy: Fran is buying a new phone right now
me: Storm 2 coming out I know
what happened?
Andy: Gus (the dog/puppy/bear) ate her old phone
me: LOL
Andy: She is torn between the HTC FUze (she is att now) or the HTC TouchPro2 (verizon)
me: ok…. and
Andy: her requirement was outlook to go and open any atachment
She ordered the Fuze through walmart, and was told it would be here today, but she called this morning and was told they need 3-5 days
me: oh
Andy: So she went Fran on them
me: ooooh
they see dead people now
Andy: yeah, it got worse when the person refused to patch her through to a supervisor
me: can I get that power in a video game someday?
Like Mortal Kombat
Andy: yeah, it’s coming to Doom
me: OH DAMN YOU WENT FRAN ON HIS ASS!!!!1111
FATALITY
Andy: It’s going to make Wikipedia some day – “Gone Fran”
me: on a level of 1 to Fran….how bad was it
ROFL
Andy: one level above apeshit
me: yes but this one goes to Fran
Andy: but not quite plaid
me: is that worse than Postal
Fuck yeah its worse than Postal
Andy: uhh- yeah
me: Postal is a cute cuddly koala comapred to going Fran
Andy: you chose: be victim of postal, or of Fran
I choose postal
me: oh man, I am laughing as hard as we did at the motivatioonal posters
Andy: I was telling ange about that the other day
flying sharks
me: Fuck the sjarks….flying tanks
oh shit we’re screwed
Andy: its on now
no worries – we have mooseknuckle
me: or OH SHIT….is that a BEAR?!?
Andy: nah, just a kid with a really small head
So the question of the moment for you is: WHEN IS PUNKIN CHUNKIN?
me: dunno….need to find that out
Andy: research and report
Ange wants us to build a cannon
me: sweeeeeet
Andy: I’m thinking
the hell with compressed air
we need instant rocket compression fire
me: I like where you’re going with this
Andy: we’ll need sunglasses
me: hmm
Sent at 11:51 AM on Tuesday
Andy: Why is CNN Money telling me how to survive in Detroit?
Why oh why would I ever need to know that?
It’s not like there is any reason to GO to detroit
let alone try to survive there
It’s like advertising “how to survive in Delaware”
oh wait
Sent at 11:54 AM on Tuesday
me: If you ever feel the need to get shot or stabbed….I guess that really isn’t surviving, unless it’s that you are still alive….
delaware is a rough neigborhood
fuckin Amish
Andy: I know!
all the sex and drugs and furniture making
me: all like “Jebadiah gon’ kick some heathen ass” and stuff
scary mo fo’s
Andy: They tried to get me to join their wagon-gang once, but my horse talked me out of it
it got sketchy after that
me: heard that goes horribly wrong when you try to back out of those offers
Andy: yeah
thank got for ninjas
those men in black were like manna from heaven
the amish never saw them coming
me: I really do think the Amish might be somewhere in the 6th level of Dante’s inferno
if not at least in consideration for an entry into the ever evolving battle between ninja and pirate
Andy: very true
pirates need rum
ninjas need fear
amish need cheese
tough choice
great cage-match
me: true
they would build the table THEN break your back with it
damn…..that’s rough
Andy: Have you ever thought of gathering up all of our chat sessions and then going to publisher with them?
because we have some gold here
me: I was just thinking of publishing this one on the blog
Andy: giving the milk away for free, eh?
me: did we NOT have a tape recorder IN the car with us and nothing came about it
Andy: this is already being saved for posterity my friend – google saves all
me: true
I am going to C/P it anyway
Andy: we’d have to put it out as a CD – like a graphic novel, but with chats and links to what we were chatting about
Andy is typing…

and I have reached a dilemma with my postings. Do I do a quick “share this” to all of my facebook peeps….no not tweets, or do I come over here to my haven and post quick items that really wouldn’t warrant a “blog post”? Well, due to my saracastic whit and the amount of people that are linked to me in facebook not really understanding how I have deevloped over the years in beliefs and/or humor (re: HS people who I have obviously parted ways with in terms of opinion from their posts), I have decided to post here. So…..if you see a short post on the blog about some news clipping, I apologize as it is just something that has irked me beyond silence and my crude sarcastic response could only be appreciated by the fine folks who still may frequent this page instead of the ether that is facebook. besides, I really don’t want to read all the responses I would get from alot of the liberal friends on facebook.

So, in short, here is one such post:

Title: “Or maybe she could concentrate on keeping her legs shut and getting a job!!” Seriously people, I know New Orleans and this new government have given us some great nice fuzzies for welfare states, but……SERIOUSLY!!! I mean, you have 6 kids and decide that, hey, you don’t have a job, let’s get knocked up. Nothing else to do right?!?! Thank you media for not completely DESTROYING that Sonya Octopussy lady when you had a chance. But nooooo, they had to sensationalize the entire situation and get the idea further into America’s heads that the behavior got screen time. And do these kids even have dads? What? Fathers? Who needs those? There is no research to support that they have any benefit in raising a child! But you know, I am actually one of those people that plans their life and has good credit and pays their taxes and doesn’t depend on the government. You know……the type the government SCREWS!!

Well, that was a fun rant. I could go on, but I need to do something that benefits the country and I don’t mean creating the next generation of welfare babies

Thank you…..I’m here all week.

It’s still Frakking SWEEEEET!!!

Microsoft Surface….again

I have tried embedding that video 10 times by HTML and wordpress and it just won’t go. So exercise your clicky finger and check it out for S&G’s.

So my workplace has some form of filter to exclude the usage of Pandora. In its place, I found AOLRadio, which was decent but had no “like/dislike” controls. I continued my search and found JANGO. Pretty sweet and more of a sharing community than Pandora. So check the link and listen to my Bosstones influenced Ska Core Channel!! If you join, send me your ID. My ID is obviously clemtgnome.

FUCK YEAH!!

Hello world, we told you once and we’ll tel ya again. Don’t mess with the big boys.

Not only is he going to take all of my money and distribute it frivolously (re: it only took 3 days to pass in our wonderful house and senate) around the country for “stimulus” but now he is going to encourage the passing of an illegal immigrant amnesty bill!!

Hallelujah praise the Lord, good times have come for all!!!

/Extremelyrediculouslevelsofheavysarcasm>

Me wants!
Awesome “6th Sense” video of upcoming technologies