Your grounded….now go get pampered!
Well I have decided to go to a life of crime. Heck it provides under the table cash flow, no taxes, freedom to anything you want as long as you don’t get caught. And what if you do get caught?! Oh man, well then the law takes you in and you become an inmate. Now the movies have glorified the jail cell violence and attempted to scare people from being incarcerated but we all know the real jail life. Yes we can thank the left wing loonies for standing up for “rights” of the jailed, of course I was completely mistaken in thinking that the whole purpose of being in Jail was that you lose all your rights. You broke the rules you give up your rights. Well I am obviously wrong as I continuously hear of inmates getting privileges, air conditioning, pizza, cable TV etc… and now this
Uhh HELLO!!! I know people who are living day by day on paychecks and would love to afford a flat screen TV much less CABLE! What the hell is going on in today’s world where we are “paying” inmates for work they are doing, and secondly are these people being taxed on this income?!?!? This is what infuriates me about the legal system. I mean it is hard enough to prove someone guilty without insanity pleas so when they get into jail they get pampered!! In the words of all yankees WHAT THE F*CK!! It is no wonder crime rates don’t drop dramatically when people see that their lives can be easy in the slammer. HELLO AMERICA WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET REAL!! Geez, I agree with muslim countries on one thing, the eye for an eye routine: you steal something with your right hand, guess what you don’t have a right hand anymore!! I swear, if we actually punished people we might get a message across once in a while. AHHHHH!!!! I am going to break something in the shop now