This is in response to my buddy Dougs (Literal Barrage) most recent posting about one of his coworkers quips. I though that I would, instead of responding and no one really seeing it, post what my coworkers have to say randomly. First let me point out that I am in the most unhealthy working environment in terms of marriages that you could be in, I work with mechanics who:
1. Aren’t legally married but by SC law are common law and have kids
2. Are legally married but are getting some on the side with coworkers
3. Call every wife/girlfriend/fiancee old lady
4. Have nothing good to say about marriage/relationships in general

Ok having said that I have one mechanic who is the young gun in the bunch, his last name is Riffey, who is the most outspoken on treatment of women. All comments are in humor but he knows we get a kick out of them. After a while and daily inserts of Riffeys knowledge we decided to start calling them Riffelosophies, so in response to Dougs posts I will post mine mano a mano sorts. The first will be Riffeys response to how to keep your woman faithful.

“See what ya do is go up to her when she’s sleepin and piss on her, and that way, like a dog, she is marked”

Yes, a healthy work environment indeed….

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