Hi I’m Jessica Simpson’s best friends roommates dog groomers half brother….can I get a TV show now? And if someone can convince me that God doesn’t have a sense of humor please do because after looking at Jessica and then at her sister you have to wonder what her parents did wrong between the two births. That was bad but REALLY!! And Ashley can thank God her sister is famous because she would have really gotten nothing with her “talents”. In fact anyone who has a reality TV show should thank the media for making America so dumb, WHY THE HELL ARE WE SO INTERESTED IN WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE LIVE!! Here’s a thought, treat your own life like a reality TV show and make it exciting and do something. After seeing the multiple reality shows that have come about I regret not installing cameras at my college abode and taping the carnival that was 300 woodland circle: from furniture in the yard parties to psycho girlfriend breakups it would have been gold baby!!

Hey big news folks, John Kerry is now standing by his vote to attack Iraq. Uhh, ok sure, not sure where that is going to get him but good luck with that one. I spent my drive to work today listening to Rush Limbaugh and a pissed off KU student who was ranting about how John Kerry was supposed to do a whistlestop in Lawrence Kansas but instead he chugged by while the 1000 people strong stood at the side of the tracks at 1 AM (5 hours past announced ETA).

And for those of you who may try this in the future; When a bar requires a picture ID, a birth certificate and a SAM’s club card doesn’t work! Yes that’s all I had in Clemson this weekend, I ran out the door and headed to Clemson without it. Went to TTT’s with my little bro who has connections all around and got shot down by the bouncers.

And yes working while the sun is out is great, tomorrow I will be de-tarping my windows and enjoying the sunlight in my bedroom. Now all I have to do is line up my work weekends with home football games and I will be set!

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