The newest action figure!

Do you remember the duracell (or some battery) commercials where there was a family that looked like they were made of plastic with their plastic hair and cartoonish faces? Do you remember that whole Botox / John Kerry thing that kept popping up? Do you remember how Kerry looked like one of the duracell family Monday in an interview with Katie Couric? Well if you missed that, go look for some pics, I didn’t have time but it’s amazing how his face doesn’t move the whole time. The most amazing part was how a forehead that big looked like it was struggling to crease and wrinkle. Good lord man your face is plastic….thats not normal!

5 Responses to “The newest action figure!”

  1. Wha Says:

    It’s easier to flip flop when you show no emotion in either direction. It helps them bounce the Clinton signal (picture a Batman cartoon) off his head easier without the wrinkles. You know slick Willie is helping with the last minute push, surgically repaired body pump and all.

  2. Nobrainer Says:

    I think he definitely re-upped on his Botox treatments. That guy’s gotta be the biggest phoney in the world. Or perhaps 2nd after Ashlee Simpson.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Umm…Brad..is there something odd about your text?

    Your web page is looking 3-D to me.

  4. Agent Orange Says:

    No your just on some really good drugs….now gimme some candy!!

  5. Doug Says:

    Candy? Who brought candy? I want some!

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