Shut your cakehole Yoko!

This is for all you little whiners who need some new stuff to read.
1. You know you are getting old when it takes you a few minutes to fully recover from sitting “indian style”
2. I just bought my first pair of expensive sunglasses, let’s see if they can last longer than my last pair which cost 40 bucks. I lost them cleaning up a tailgate….or at least that’s where I think I lost them.
3. Lauren and I purchased our second piece of furniture this weekend (first being a kitchen table and chairs). We bought a king size euro pillow top mattress by Sealy. It is pretty sweet, now all I have to do is get it to Irmo from Charleston, as the Sealy warehouse we bought it from was in Charleston and can’t deliver from there to Irmo.
4. Holy crap, Lilleyhammer was on my blog!
5. My job just got a bunch more paper work as the company that was hired to make the plant more efficient decided that in order to help the production supervisors understand their machines and downtimes better, they should look into the downtime occurances. Now the one supervisor who is more or less a dot your i’s and cross your t’s guy comes to me on EVERY SINGLE DONWTIME wanting to know what went wrong, what we did to fix it, what we are going to do to keep it from happening again, and what work was performed on the machine previous to the occurance. The other supervisor who is a fellow yankee and understands that Shit breaks, comes to me only if something is reoccuring like the original plan was. I have spoken to my boss and now spend most of my day trying to beat the supervisors to the punch or responding to emails about occurances when I was out of the plant. I can’t wait to explain why all my projects and development items have come to a dead halt. Whoopeeee.

Now shut your holes and chew on that for a while.

7 Responses to “Shut your cakehole Yoko!”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    “Indian-style” is an offensive term nowadays.

    If I want my kids to sit, I have to chant: Criss-cross, applesauce.

    HES

  2. Doug Says:

    “Irmo”. You live in “Irmo”.

    I’ve got nothing other than the fact that “Irmo” sounds AND looks funny.

  3. Lawtonfunk Says:

    Now, Doug, if you can’t say something nice, don’t say it at all.

  4. Doug Says:

    Lawton:
    Heh.

    Brad:
    “Mahoopany” - also a funny town name.

    What is it with you Drofhcors and funny town names?

  5. Nobrainer Says:

    After my own manufacturing experiences, I had always wondered why you enjoyed your job so much. I now realize Bosch was just years ahead of the game. My advice is to do really well on the paperwork and move into management ASAP.

  6. Agent Orange Says:

    But I was doing so well in performing just one notch above minimum expectation! Dang it all, now I can’t surf the blogs for 8 hours at work anymore.

  7. Lawtonfunk Says:

    Ah, just write something on the paperwork. Soon, there will be so much of it the Managers won’t actually read it. You can still spend most of your day screwing off.

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