Clipped from the headlines
On The Offsprings “Smash” CD there is a song that has some lyrics in this manner: “If you’re under 18 you won’t be doing any time”. The song is about vandalism and crime and now it seems that the song rings true as the supreme court has decreed that if you are under 18 you can’t get the geath penalty so kids, the door is open to have a firing spree in school, kill your parents or friends because hell, they are just going to put you in juvy. (see THIS)
Also in the news, technology, in it’s ever continuous quest to shove the big middle finger to the government is incorporating online pizza ordering into Sony’s newest online game. All you have to do is escape the grips of the online world and order a pie from Piza Hut, then you can return to the mystical magic world after a few clicks. YES! Gluttony for all while my level 12 ogre uses his club of orthak against you level 10 elf! This will only mean more pimple faced Magic playing teens commiting suicide over hacked characters which, to them, are actually worth real money, only this time they will be more obese and need to reinvest in new keyboards and mice more frequently due to insane amounts of pepperoni, pepsi and bong water being introduced to the system. (ref. THIS) disclaimer:I have no idea what a level 12 ogre is or have ever been addicted to an online gaming community….never….MUD.
In another blatant display of his fortune a man with obviuosly too much money is attempting to fly around the world without stops. Yes well maybe he could drop some multi million dollar care packages over the Tsunami victims but I doubt it. I really don’t understand these people and their obsession with going around the world. Hell what is the point of that if you aren’t going to stop. I get pissed at a 6 hour flight with a 2 hour layover damnit! And talk about a sore back! (ref. THIS)
And in entertainment, we have the worst marketing ploy ever. Either that or the OC is reaaaally sucking in terms of ratings. Seems that the Star Wars preview will show during the OC time slot. Now I don’t watch that show, Lauren does. I can quote Star Wars, Lauren can’t, she hasn’t even seen the whole trilogy (yes yes I have tried). So by my equation this is rediculously idiotic on both parts. (ref. THIS)
And besides Japan trying to get a moon base going for tehir new Honda and Toyota Moon Rover models thats all I feel like writing about. Maybe I will do some more reviews of the news ala Daily show some other time. Until then, Piss off.
March 1st, 2005 at 9:40 pm
Dude, seriously, blogs are happy places. Did you forget to go see the CVS man about the Prozac?
March 1st, 2005 at 9:45 pm
On other notes, the OC and Star Wars have a direct coorelation. I would be willing to bet that over 50% of single men, that do not work during the time slot, between 15 and 28 watch the program and will also go see Star Wars. I mean what else do we, hmm cough they hmm cough, have to do but check out hot chics and watch the epic struggles of good and evil with cool graphic and lots of stuff blowing up. Also, one of the main characters is a sci-fi/cartoon junky so it will play right into his whole character.
March 2nd, 2005 at 7:18 am
I have never watched the OC. Everyone is so young on it. It makes me feel old. Then, dirty. I wouldn’t mind seeing the Stars Wars preview, though. Stan said he was going to tape it, but his bitch sister wants to tape something else.