Missed Opportunities

Man, early retirement just slipped through everyones fingers! If someone had bet a few thousand on GIACOMO, they would be very happy today with the quick turnaround that money made in 8 minutes or so. Maybe Faloon finally scored, but knowing him he bet on the horse with the farthest odds and missed Giacomo by one horse. Or if he had won he would have immediately begun to celebrate and caused personal harm which in turn would incur medical bills which would negate the winnings like he did on the Miami football game one year when he broke his toe jumping around the house after the game. Faloon, what a crazy old man, but he will be rich one day!!

6 Responses to “Missed Opportunities”

  1. Nobrainer Says:

    Yes, he will be rich one day. But it wouldn’t be surprising if it was the only day.

  2. Wha Says:

    He has a lot less time than we do to get there. Isn’t he pushing 40 now?

  3. Mr. Malph Says:

    Brad, Brad, Brad, I just typed up this long ass post and it didn’t go through. It really pissed me off. I haven’t talked to you in years, well I made it sound like forever, but two years is a long time. You probably have no idea who this is… I want you to guess, and see if you can figure it out… you used to do great impersonations of ralph wigum… I called you my “long lost older brother from jersey”… I’m about 5 or 6 years younger than you… I’ll give you a list of names that may give it away… Tammy, Crystal, Will, Brown, Dalen, Denean, your wife, Me, Allyson, I know I just gave the place away, but hell put those college skills to work… We worked 3rd shift together a couple times, we alternated changing CD’s, and quoting comedy lines from movies. we were supposed to get together for a grand theft auto game party or something like that, it may have been test drive, I can’t remember that far back. Anyways I hope you get this… and further more, I hope you remember me, because if not, I just made a complete jack ass out of my self to someone that doesn’t give a shit. well anyways, later bro.

  4. Mr. Malph Says:

    DOWN WITH the AE Clear Card… “My wife left me for a Clear card” … “The AE Clear Card ate my children”… I still have the T-shirts you made… found them in my drawer the other day, and thats what made me want to find out where the hell you have been… if you haven’t guessed who I am by now, maybe this will help… I was the jack ass that climbed the shoe racks and put your “Down with the AE Clear Card” shirts on the manicans above the outhouse… and if that doesn’t give it away… then I guess i’m just some jack ass that won’t quit posting comments on your blog…

  5. Wha Says:

    He’s on a honeymoon dude..he’ll get back to you next week sometime, I am sure.

  6. Mr. Malph Says:

    I finally figured that out after checking into your blog…

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