OK so for those of you keeping score, this is my 3rd holiday that I am working (Christmas, Easter and now Memorial Day) at the plant. I believe I also have Thanksgiving this year. I sure as hell hope that my weekend gets a ton of holiday time off next year or I will be pissed. As I sit on my 12 hour escapade of boredom I have been reading the news and randomly surfing to some pages I regularly check out. Here is what I have found with some commentary by yours truly.

First it was the Tylenol/advil overdose killer, now it’s the killer in your kitchen that Britain is trying to ban entirely!! HIDE THE CELERY!!

What they didn’t tell you in this next article is that on the poll, the opposing candidate was LOG from Ren and Stimpy……I would have voted for Log.

This comes as a shock to me but THIS PAGE is where I usually go for tech comparisons and news. They have been accused of playing favorites, but I find them useful when shopping around. I was sad to hear the passing of the pages foreman.

I swear, if the greatest fornicator/adulterer/lying/overindulging/crooked/explitive smorgasboard of a human somehow wins THIS, I will pull a Baldwin and leave the country as that would just be telling the world and the younger generations: “Hey, it’s alright to lie and do everything he did because hell he is obviously the greatest American”. What the F(AAAHHHHHK) is the Discovery Channel even thinking of putting him on the list! He may have done some economic work but the after effects are what are killing our troops in the middle east. Also he is solely blamed in many circles for the rise in teen sexual activity because “Oral sex is not sex” and “I did not have sex with that woman”. Not to mention he was the leader of the nation and lied to our faces. So instead of the “Greatest Amercian”, I say we present him with the “Greatest Middle Finger”. As for his wife, well we have yet to see why she would be on the list other than the crooked beef deals. Oh, but THIS is right in line with the Clinton legacy!

Note to self: If ever fired, get job as Airport Screener in a Hollywood-esque town and enjoy the view.

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