Excuse me while I whip this out
For understanding:
I don’t know how many people have ever worked in retail but it does two things for you:
1. You learn to appreciate the small jobs people have to do in retail (cart boy, clothing folder, etc..)
2. You learn to complain and develop bonds with your fellow workers in the hatred of the customers who do not appreciate, or never listened to their mothers “put that back where you found it”, the retail workers.
So through all this at AE I developed interesting relationships and somehow made myself one of the long time employees at the store. I believe I was there through 4 managers. Anyways a fellow employee and I seemed to always work together and this allowed a brewing of our sick humor which plagued the stores employees every week. You may have noticed a new “poster” on the blog recently, that is the fellow employee I am speaking of. So I welcome Mr. Malph, or Josh, as I know him to the blogosphere. In short, He and I developed a story that we truly were long lost siblings parted at birth. The only thing was that the parents kept me as I was the favorite and he was thrown out of the car into a field in South Carolina to be raised by rabbits. So take pity on the poor guy when his entries don’t make sense, also check out his blog, scroll down and check out his South Park character…..amazingly I can see him in the picture.
May 28th, 2005 at 3:55 pm
Don’t be jealous because I was the one to be thrown out of the car and raised by the rabbits, while you got to live in a nice home with parents that could actually talk… I learned many valuable things living in the farmers garden, like how to snap my toes. Yeah, thats right, did mom and dad teach you that? NO… You learned how to ride a bike, how to read, how to eat at a table, how to be successful in life… I learned how to eat, shit and snap my toes.
May 28th, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Shutup and get back in your cage you dirty animal