Modesto California has been voted Americas top city to commit a crime in public. One voter was quoted as saying “Scott Peterson was found guilty with no witnesses and Jacko is found innocent, dang it can’t get easier”. It should also be noted that NAMBLA (North America Man Boy Lovers Association) has moved Modesto to the top of the list for it’s national headquarters. Following the trial Jacko stated to his adoring fans who proclaimed that they would follow him weherever he went after the trial: “Come to Neverland and we can all drink Jesus Juice and I can touch all the young chilluns that you want”. Seeing as Jackson can no longer be charged for the 10 counts he was acquitted of due to Double Jeopardy it’s like open season on the tykes for the former pop star. When hearing of the verdict one of the onlookers in stunned disbelief said “How is it that the Catholic church, with almost the same testimony, can find itself guilty but Wacko Jacko, who admitted to sleeping with the young boys, is found innocent?” Well to the left it doesn’t matter, that’s just one more accomplishment over the stingy white Christian right wing! Besides, they had the race card all lined up if Jacko was in fact found guilty of any of the crimes he was accused of. I wonder if OJ, Robert Blake and Ted Kennedy will be at the Neverland Ranch in the upcoming days for Jacko’s induction into the “Get out of Jail Free Card Club”, Cause it’s pretty damn obvious now that if you don’t have witnesses or money your SOL but if you do have witnesses and money your well on your way out the door.

This Sarcasm is brought to you by My Ass and all the sarcasm it can deal.

This entry was posted on Monday, June 13th, 2005 at 7:42 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.