Comments on: Explanation http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/ Just another ZaMoose.org weblog Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:36:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Malph http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-457 Malph Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:23:00 +0000 http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-457 I know it's a terrible loss, and there's alot of good and alot of bad to come out of the trajedy... ok, so maybe there is not too many good things to come out of it... but look on the bright side, you can now do the all time greatest magic trick of all, your kids will be amazed for years... you can do the, "pull your finger off trick", and it will look so friggin real. I have no idea what that trick is called, I never was really amused by it, but the first person to ever show me was a 70 year old farmer named Vernon that was missing the tip of his birdie finger... oh well, hope it heals up well... I know it’s a terrible loss, and there’s alot of good and alot of bad to come out of the trajedy… ok, so maybe there is not too many good things to come out of it… but look on the bright side, you can now do the all time greatest magic trick of all, your kids will be amazed for years… you can do the, “pull your finger off trick”, and it will look so friggin real. I have no idea what that trick is called, I never was really amused by it, but the first person to ever show me was a 70 year old farmer named Vernon that was missing the tip of his birdie finger… oh well, hope it heals up well…

]]> By: Doug http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-456 Doug Mon, 22 Aug 2005 18:40:00 +0000 http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-456 Shakakah! Also situationally appropriate would have been the following, delivered in a slow, low-key, deliberative fashion: "Just call me Mr. Butterfingers. Is my face red or what!" Shakakah!

Also situationally appropriate would have been the following, delivered in a slow, low-key, deliberative fashion: “Just call me Mr. Butterfingers. Is my face red or what!”

]]> By: Lawtonfunk http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-455 Lawtonfunk Mon, 22 Aug 2005 14:52:00 +0000 http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-455 I prefer the "Ace Ventura" point and scream approach a lo "Ace Ventura 2." I hope you feel better, and I am deeply sorry your wounded your love parter of 27 years. I prefer the “Ace Ventura” point and scream approach a lo “Ace Ventura 2.”

I hope you feel better, and I am deeply sorry your wounded your love parter of 27 years.

]]> By: Anonymous http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-454 Anonymous Mon, 22 Aug 2005 04:46:00 +0000 http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-454 Glad to hear you're OK. HES Glad to hear you’re OK.

HES

]]> By: Doug http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-453 Doug Mon, 22 Aug 2005 02:42:00 +0000 http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-453 Addendum: Did you respond with the situationally-appropriate Crouch Hop or did you simply say "Arp! Arp! Arp!"? Bonus points if you uttered "It's only a flesh wound" or "I've had worse." Addendum:
Did you respond with the situationally-appropriate Crouch Hop or did you simply say “Arp! Arp! Arp!”?

Bonus points if you uttered “It’s only a flesh wound” or “I’ve had worse.”

]]> By: Doug http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-452 Doug Mon, 22 Aug 2005 02:39:00 +0000 http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-452 Be a man! Type with your forehead! Seriously, though, good to hear you're alright. Maybe you should have Lauren take a post by dictation explaining your current state of incapacitation. Don't join Little Doug in the pantheon of industrial accident victims (you should see his pinky finger - broke it sideways in the second knuckle and refused to have it set, so now his finger makes a nice zig-zag Tetris piece shape). Be a man! Type with your forehead!

Seriously, though, good to hear you’re alright. Maybe you should have Lauren take a post by dictation explaining your current state of incapacitation. Don’t join Little Doug in the pantheon of industrial accident victims (you should see his pinky finger - broke it sideways in the second knuckle and refused to have it set, so now his finger makes a nice zig-zag Tetris piece shape).

]]> By: Nobrainer http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-451 Nobrainer Mon, 22 Aug 2005 02:32:00 +0000 http://agentorange.zamoose.org/2005/08/21/explanation/#comment-451 I'm glad that I am not now the only one who has had to blog about digit injuries resulting in stitches. But sorry about your luck and lockout tag. I’m glad that I am not now the only one who has had to blog about digit injuries resulting in stitches.

But sorry about your luck and lockout tag.

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