Ok so we are down by two points, it is 3rd down and 4 to go with 1 minute 48 seconds to go. Tigers line up for the down and my phone starts ringing in my pocket. I answer the phone and find Funk on the other end screaming in hysterics, the following [...]

In Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail there is a scene in which the knights are aided by Wizard Tim in tracking down the Grail. They come upon a seemingly harmless rabbit which Wizard Tim claims is evil and horrible with nasty pointy teeth. The knights do not heed the [...]