HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
To the person I look forward to seeing after every day at work and every morning when I wake up: my loving and beautiful wife!
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Besides, I’m stuck with her for, as squints in “The Sandlot” says, Forrrrrrevvvvvverrrrrrr. 
Love ya babe!
November 8th, 2005 at 4:01 pm
How old is she? You know, a womans ability to have children starts declining at age 25. FYI.
November 8th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
The wife says that you are not funny. Not much a fan of the baby idea……yet
November 8th, 2005 at 6:02 pm
That because it was also cool to have kids when you were 20, nutrition was crap (at least we have choices on it now) and the average life expectancy was 60 something. Once you get past the age of 30 these days, your expectancy extends into your 80’s or something crazy like that. Get Cyndi to quote it for you. With that being said, there are plenty of ways to get momma to being a momma in this age of older parents and high tech ways of getting the job done. Why stress, unless of course, you just can’t wait for you childs first words to be “Wha” because Uncle Wha already worked the magic of corrupting your kids and you want your kids to be much olderthan his for many obvious reasons.
Happy Birthday Lauren…I’m gettin you good and drunk thsi weekend.
November 8th, 2005 at 7:42 pm
Happy Birthday Lauren. Hope to see you at the game this coming weekend. You really don’t look a day over 32, I don’t know why everyone is giving you suc a hard time…
November 8th, 2005 at 7:43 pm
I must learn to proof read…