If you have not seen THIS site yet and are a proud conservative/republican, you need to check it out, if only for a good laugh. My personal favorites, along with the trditional elephant and republican stickers, are:
“Ted Kennedy’s car killed more people than my gun”
“If Guns Kill People, Spoons Make Michael Moore Fat”
 And I have been eyeing the “ACLU: Enemy of the state” as well.
My Favorirt: Reagan Characture holding out a check and saying “Silly Liberal Paychecks are For Workers.”