Y Chromosome opts out of responsibility
In an odd attempt at equality in the wrong direction, THIS is now in a court somewhere. Seriously people if ya can’t keep it in your pants, get a damn raincoat for your man. I am sick of people and their “unplanned” pregnancies. Ya see boys and girls when a man and a woman have strong feelings for….blah blah blah…..a baby is born. Did they miss the speech or the classes in school (anyone from WW would never forget the scarring Mrs. Miller laid on us!)? If ya make the whoopie without no protection you will be held responsible, especially if you now live in North Dakota (Mad props to ND!!).
March 8th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
I remember in 6th grade we had sex ed with Mr. Walker–a grizzled, hard-drinkin’ man. That was embarassing. Then in 9th grade, we had Coach Bodle–the man who was the inspiration for Beavis and Butthead’s teacher, the one whose eye would bulge alarmingly whenever stressed and yelling. Coach Bodle started our sex-ed course by saying, “SEX! That’s what we’ll be TALKING about! We’ll talk about the PENIS, and the VAGINA, and how they go TOGETHER!”
I kid you not.
March 8th, 2006 at 10:08 pm
I would fill you in on the WW classes but will allow some old school buds to jump in first.
March 9th, 2006 at 12:38 am
In TN we only had Sex Ed a couple days a week. The other days the car was used for Driver’s Ed.
March 9th, 2006 at 10:20 am
It was South, not North Dakistan that passed that law.
Hey, at least the people who are too dumb to figure out how to use a condom will be raising more kids in this society. That’ll show ‘em!
March 9th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Ms. Miller’s sex talks? *shudder*
From knowing the woman, it’s small wonder her children couldn’t muster the intelligence to tell the difference between a diaphragm and a teething ring.
I still vurp slightly when thinking of the “spring-loaded diaphragm” discussion she seemed to enjoy stoking.
Gah. Wonder if her kids ever made it to Rugters?
March 9th, 2006 at 10:47 am
To the point of the article, though, I see it as a very subtle challenge to Roe v. Wade using 14th ammendment arguments - if women can decide that they don’t want the child, why can’t men be given the same protection under the law? Unequal protection, that. It’s very cynical, I’ll admit, but I think it goes a long way towards showing the stupidity of abortion “rights” arguments in the first place.
March 9th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
I had Coach Smarr in 8th grade. He sat the locker room of guys down and told us all about football coach who had a habit of adjusting himself during football games. One day the coach adjusted himself so much he came in his pants. This was followed about advice about how to put TP down on the toilet so that your junk didn’t hang into the water. I can remember thinking, “who’s cock and balls hang down 6 inches limp.” I also remember the black guys looks of “Oh, so you put a piece of TP across to hold it up.”
Finally, we watched football bloopers. No one spoke of it again.
March 9th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
What a large can of worms I have opened!
March 10th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Lawton,
You are one strange but very comical individual. I too would have probably wondered what male was hung so well that he had to take precautions to prevent his manhood from swimming in the toilet bowl while sitting down.
March 11th, 2006 at 10:19 pm
my school didn’t have sex ed… even though they should have… Christian School kids have more sex than pornstars… The only form of sex ed I got was when I got the “talk”… and this was no ordinary talk… my mom popped in a tape entitled “The fun, love and dangers of: SEX”… that tape scared the Be-jesus out of me. It had one segment on how to “do it”, and why people do it, and the rest of it was about VD’s… Instead of blamming my grotesque figure on my virginity, I blammed the tape…
March 12th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
could you get the wife to call me about next weekend?