We don’t need no stinkin laws!
Here is what I have learned in the past few months.
1. If I don’t feel like abiding by the law and am being harrassed by a law enforcement official, I can display my disgust by hitting the officer without reprimand.
2. If I want to drink and drive, I CAN!!. Just make sure I have someone to intervene and drive me home AFTER I wreck the car. (this story had me screaming BRILLIANT!! when I first heard it…..Kennedy’s and driving problems, ya don’t say!)
3. If I feel that I don’t have to abide by any rules but want to obtain certain rights I CAN!! Just get a bunch of friends to run around offending the natural hard working law abiding citizens .
That concludes my lessons learned. Excuse me while I go hit a cop while drunk and yell at him about naturalizing the immigrants who don’t feel like abiding by the already established laws to become citizens and get the rights that they want.
(hey it just hit me, these immigrants ARE the real Americans! Americans are lazy, just look at any tv commercial and how the product eases life. these people just want to get to teh finish line faster, automatic citizens rights instead of the elongated process we have in place. Man…..let these people in, they are great role models. I’m going to protest getting my PHD now, I think that I deserve it!)
May 5th, 2006 at 10:32 am
Hey, this is such a great post, why don’t you post it again!!
Wait…I was joking…..
May 5th, 2006 at 6:28 pm
Completely unrelated.
I am away from my work computer and I don’t have your email address that you want me to send my stuff to. So as for the picture… you can go here —> http://www.myspace.com/mrmalph
May 6th, 2006 at 11:17 am
Racial Profiling? There’s no such thing as racial profiling… I didn’t even know it “existed”, til I read that article. She’s the reason racial profiling “exist”. Get over it. You’ve got it 110% better than your grandparents had it… and you’ve got it 210% better than your great great grand parents… Not trying to have tough skin, but this is getting ridiculous. You can’t even arrest disorderly black people, because it’s deemed racial.
As far as the Senator, or whatever he was, I didn’t know that having an addiction was considered a disease. Because it’s not true…
He chose to buy the beer, eat the pill or shoot up the stuff… those are addictions. You can’t choose to have CANCER, HEART DISEASE, LIVER DISEASE, ect… You can get them if you do certain things enough, IE: DRINK A LOT, SMOKE AT ALL, EAT UNHEALTHY… but you choose to do that… You don’t choose to have a disease… “ya know what, I think i’ll take a little liver disease today, but hold off on the leprosy.” IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SINCE…
Being an addict, is not having a disease. That’s whats wrong with America!
Lazy people that make excuses, and then complain about the Mexicans that are working their butts off, because they are taking “our” jobs.
You know how many Mexicans I have seen in the ER since I started working here? about 5. (for car wrecks and major injuries) You know how many Americans I have seen in the ER … TODAY? 45… their common problem, headache, footsore, back pain, left side pain, elevated BP, “personal” problems, General, weakness, to see a private DR…. Give me a break…
sorry for the ranting. but I had to do it. I am OUT