Here is what I have learned in the past few months.
1. If I don’t feel like abiding by the law and am being harrassed by a law enforcement official, I can display my disgust by hitting the officer without reprimand.
2. If I want to drink and drive, I CAN!!. Just make sure [...]

As Doug called me out today on news that I was holding due to the bad luck that came about last time I announced it, I will announce it as it is pretty much secured now.
In August I will be an uncle.  My sister announced that she was pregnant at Christmas which got everyone excited, [...]

Fox News is going nuts with the boycotts today.  Fox and Friends called out a bunch of businesses that were shutting down due to teh boycotts which, by simple logic math (stick with me Wha), allowed the right wing looneys that watch fox to know who to boycott on their own.  Then every hour someone [...]